World League of Football

Owner Jason "Psychic" Webber

PYONGYANG ISOTOPES - AMERICAS DIVISION

 

2023 - Present    PYONGYANG ISOTOPES-Jason "Psychic" Webber

2010 - 2022       ORINOCO RIVER LEECHES-Lindsay Crusen

2009                    ORINOCO RIVER LEECHES-Bill Gibson

2008                CHILEAN 1-EYED TROUSER SNAKES-Bill Gibson

2007                  SAO PAULO HEROINE MULES-Chad Johnson

2004 - 2006         TEXAS BATTER-FRIED BUSHMEN-Ben Cahill

1998 - 2003           SAN FRANCISCO SQUID-Jeremy Webber

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Well, the WLOF was not sure how to amend this page.  It is extremely rare for an owner to have such a long history with one team, only to purchase another.  So the records for Orrinoco stay, but his accomplishments in the past also need to translate over.  Such is life in the presence of the Commissioner for life, Jason "Psychic" Webber.  The longstanding Orrinoco River Leeches are now the PyongYang Isotopes.

 

The history of the Orinoco franchise is a proud one.  If you’re proud of teams changing their location often.  Not until Lindsay Crusen stepped in was a  much needed stability brought to the franchise.  This historic franchise was created by none other than the "Psychic" Commissioner's brother Jeremy Webber.  Webber brought the people of San Francisco what they always dreamed of.  A very mediocre team with an owner who did very little in way of effort to improve them.  After six glorious years of averageness, Jeremy sold the team and retired to pursue his love for cat juggling.  The franchise began a process of moving South, first to Texas with Ben Cahill, then to Sao Paulo based on a Chad Johnson drug deal gone wrong.  Then to Chile with Bill Gibson.  Gibson’s final act was to bring the franchise back North to Orinoco where it has resided ever since.  Bill departed after one season on the River, and the reigns fell to Crusen who had purchased the River Leeches  based on her prize money from being a world famous mud wrestler.  Here, the great coliseum know in Venezuela as Mud Esatdio Moza Lucha Libre was built on the rapids of the Orinoco at Raudales de Guaharibos.  Although Coumbia and Brazil both lay claim to the River Leeches, it is this location in Venezuela that is home.  That is until the franchise was moved under the auspices of night to an extreme dictatorship governed nation by none other than the commissioner himself.  South America is not happy.

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