WLOF
SUPERBOWL
X
2007
The Forence Fire Fighters deafeats
The Djibouti Call
WLOF
SUPERBOWL
IV
2001
The Vatican City Smokin' Popes deafeats
The Kossivo Ethnic Cleansers
THE DUBLIN DARK KNIGHTS
2015 European Division Champion
THE DUBLIN DARK KNIGHTS
2016 European Division Champion
THE FLORENCE FIRE FIGHTERS
2009 European Division Champion
THE VATICAN CITY SMOKIN' POPES
2003 European Division Champion
THE VATICAN CITY SMOKIN' POPES
2004 World League of Football
Runner up
Loser of WLOF Superbowl VII
THE DUBLIN DARK KNIGHTS
2016 World League of Football
Semi - Finalist
Owner Tedd Lucht
DUBLIN DARK KNIGHTS - EUROPEAN DIVISION​
2015 - Present DUBLIN DARK KNIGHTS-Tedd Lucht
2006 = 2014 FLORENCE FIRE FIGHTERS-Jim Williams
2000 - 2005 VATICAN CITY SMOKIN' POPES-Mark Ford
​When longtime owner of the Florence Fire Fighters, Jimmy Williams, decided tell sell off his Italian franchise to solve his cash flow issue due to a prolonged addiction to expensive British inspirational Tea quotes. He is constantly posting the quote off his tea bags and sharing with his followers 5 times a day. That adds up. This is where Tedd Lucht steps into our story as he pounced on the opportunity to own a World League of Football franchise. He moved the team to Dublin Ireland and renamed it the Dublin Dark Knights after his own favorite superhero, Batman. Tedd enjoyed success in his first year at the helm of his new club by winning the European division and coming into the playoffs as the number two seed. Although that seeding did not translate to playoff success, Dublin fans have high hopes that Tedd can improve on last year’s finish. Given the number of Batman origination movies and comics that has come out recently, Tedd, being a Batman expert, has a different take on the Batman origination story. Here is the origination story of Batman that Tedd prefers and cherishes:
BATMAN BEGINS:
When being a child, Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Ra\’s Al-Ghul, the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa, in which the equipments turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask, Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere, such as Tougon, the chief of Mafia, Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponents quite familiar with him-----
Actual Batman Origination story found on back of Chinese knock off Batman trading cards. The story was translated to Manderin and then back to English to sell the knock off cards in America. What does it have to do with football? Nothing. But it is pure gold.
On weekends, Tedd enjoys thermostat regulation, scratching, making lists of things that are blue, and collecting felt. Other activities Tedd peruses include his action figure collection. He takes pride in the enormity and variation, not to mention rarity in his collection. Says Tedd, “In my humble opinion, this collection kicks ass! Metaphorically speaking of course”. He has one of the top four collections in the world, but experts have termed his collection, “Sketchy”. Here are a few samples from the Lucht collection that shows items such as these:
Life as a superhero is rough. Marvel has recently cross promoted with DC and Disney to combine the best of all worlds in their new plotline. Superheros are forced to moonlight with other teams of superheros to make ends meet. With a Motto as catchy as, "Let's fence against the Earth!" it is easy to see why so many of the world's finest superheros are defecting to the Sense of Right Alliance....
In this grouping representing Marvel Comix vol. 209 issues 34 thru 37, the plotline has Batman, Spiderman, Superman sans red cape or any red in his new look, the Yellow Power Ranger, The Thing from the Fantastic 4, and Reed Richards, with ginger hair after a terrifying accident with a Penis Enlarger, fighting their arch foe, the Sense of Wrong Alliance.
In the following 4 issues, after taking losses and defeating the Sense of Wrong Alliance, the Sense of Right Alliance has their backs covered with a new group that is brought together to fight Russian computer hackers. This new force includes Superman, going back to his traditional look and finding his cape, Batman with a new jazzy powder blue look, and the now dead Yellow Power Ranger is replaced by his gay lover, the Blue Power Ranger. Oh, and Spiderman is back along with Shrek to replace the Thing. And Reed Richards has been tranformed into a blue car.
I don’t know who Batman thinks he is, but I tell you, he’s going to get a run for his money when he comes up against the Power Mans. They’ve nicked all of his spare suits for a start. And dressed like some sort of futuristic psycho boy band, they’re ready to unleash their invincible troop warfare.
You might not know this, but after getting into trouble with the local neighbourhood watch for causing a bit of a kerfuffle on Elm Street, Freddy Krueger went to ground and took on a new identity. After cunningly changing his name to Nightmare Feddy he made the radical move of throwing away his hat and changing his jumper for another one with slightly different colored stripes.
You’re looking for an elite police unit for the 21st century. So you take a cop… and then you take a Robert. You fuse them together and you come up with Robert Cop. Part cop, part Robert- that’s the the ultimate crime-fighter right there.
Actually, we think the nightmare is only beginning.
It is a little know fact, but Clark Kent has a nephew that also found his way to Earth. Unfortunately he was exposed to far more Gamma Radiation on the trip. So now Klyd Kent handles the very special situations that really don't require much though when he turns into "SPECIALMAN"!
This series transformation offers four horrendous possibilites.
TRANSFORMABLE TOMAS: Mild mannered British kids TV show favorite Thomas The Tank Engine has been harbouring a dark secret all of these years. That’s right, you spell his name the German way. Oh, and he’s also a massive super robot in disguise. Awesome!
THE UNCANNY EMBRYO: This masterpiece of insanity is a knock-off of a Mothra larva from the Godzilla films. It’s full title appears to be Variable Uncanny Embryo Horrible with the strapline Creep In Dark. But just in case that wasn’t enough there’s an Alien slapped onto the front of the box just for good measure.
We really want this! Who wouldn't want a toy that can Creep in the Dark? Masterful.
Tell it like it is brotha'! HoRRiBLE. Simply HoRRiBLE.
Easily the most in demand yet rarest of the transformers, Breast Chaser is the zeineth of transformer evolution. Both ready for action and ready for medium to large size mammeries, Breast Chaser is the first robot to cross over to human urges and desires. He also transforms into a Milk Truck. When the Robot uprising finally happens, ladies, don't say we didn't warn you.