Owner Mike de la Cruz
FILIPINO CYCLONES - EUROPEAN DIVISION
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2023 - Present FILIPINO CYCLONES-Mike de la Cruz
2021 - 2022 VANCOUVER MOOSE TAMERS-Alex Callejas
2018 - 2019 MAATRICHT MASOCHIST-Jeff Tice
2014 - 2017 ST. MIHIEL TOUGH OMBRES-Doug Cottle
2010 - 2103 AMSTERDAM RED LIGHT TRICK-Doug Cottle
2006 - 2009 PAUPA NEW GUINEA PIGSBURG SQUEELERS-Doug Cottle
2005 BANGKOK PAINFUL TEABAGS-Doug Cottle
2005 BANGKOK SWOLLEN GENITALIA-Doug Cottle
2004 BANGKOK BABES-Anna Kerr
2003 NOVA SCOTIA CHICKSPLITTERS-Joe Rosenburger
2000 - 2002 BOSTON PLATE JOBS-Andrew Bishop
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MAATRICHT MASOCHIST
2018 World League of Football
Champion
Winner of WLOF Superbowl XXI over the Spanish Mercenaries
THE ST. MIHIEL TOUGH OMBRES
2014 World League of Football
Runner up
Loser of WLOF Superbowl XVII
THE AMSTERDAM RED LIGHT TRICK
2012 European Division Champion
SAINT MIHIEL TOUGH OMBRES
2017 European Division Champion
THE ST. MIHIEL TOUGH OMBRES
2015 World League of Football
Toilet Bowl Winner
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2011 Photograph taken by Doug Cottle that led to a new state law that made it illegal to take selfies with Bears in Lake Tahoe National Park. Another first for Doug Cottle photography.
PHILIPEANS
THE PAUPA NEW GUINEA PIGSBURG SQUEELERS
2009 Pacific Rim Division Champion